The Lead We All Must Bed

I am proud to be an American. I mean, sure, I may not have been born here, but since becoming a US citizen back in 2007, I’ve held dear to my heart fast food restaurants, heavy traffic on the expressways and the excessive violence that fills our every living moment here in the good old […]

An Uninspiring Message from an Apathetic Rosie the Riveter

Listen up, ladies. I actually don’t think we CAN do it. Don’t get me wrong. I’ve got my bandana; I’ve got my game face; I’ve got the sleeve of my denim shirt rolled up to my bicep and just begging to be coated with the sweat of American freedom. But I’ve got some serious doubts […]